From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia " Meet the Quagmires " is the 18th and final episode of the fifth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. Scott Baio, gay, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm gone for one night, and you sleep with Quagmire?! Lois, if I may speak freely, as a friend? I'll only work out during my downtime. We messed up real bad. It premiered with the episode "Stewie Loves Lois" and finished with "Meet the Quagmires". After a quick week of Giggity strutting, it’s all over but for the poll, and that’s where we will find out if this event saw you raise a new brood of Quagmire kids or left facing empty nest syndrome. Lois, if I may speak freely, as a friend? Well, maybe you should just go by yourself. I'll be back later for your career. But at least don't make me wait up all night for you. Geez, Brian, that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you. I was dating Lois the whole time. We've got to stop them. I know. You know what I discovered last night? Oh, you've got to hear this new Eddie Murphy cassette I bought. Lois, I couldn't bear to live without you. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Family Guy site! Who the hell are you?! The Remeet The Quagmires Event is here and it’s time for us to work together to get the kids home from this multiverse nightmare!!! You're right, let's go to the dance. Lois, we got the rest of our lives for me to not hear a word you just said, but tonight, I got plans with Cleveland. tonight? Reports suggest that all three were violated sexually before being brutally murdered. Family Guy has been on for two decades and in those first 10 seasons, the animated sitcom achieved episodes deemed the best by IMDb. Won Ki Cho is a storyboard artist for Family Guy with the following episode credits: A Hero Sits Next Door (1999) - storyboard cleanup Brian: Portrait of a Dog (1999) - storyboard cleanup Holy Crap (1999) - storyboard cleanup Love Thy Trophy (2000) - storyboard cleanup The King Is Dead (2000) - storyboard cleanup If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (2000) - storyboard cleanup Running Mates … Sorry. Quagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up I wanted to surprise you with the invitation last night, but you never showed up. You're supposed to be with Lois. is one of my favorite movies. 🔶 marks an incomplete episode. Meet George Jetson His boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife. Don't worry, Peter. All right, don't freak out, Peter. What's wrong with you? It was even better than the time I stumbled into that fat, lonely women's club. Peter, the Country Club Dance is where Lois said she fell in love with Quagmire. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! [crying] You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny Sides! Who the hell are you?! Oh, Glenn, I love all your s*x jokes and your dirty puns. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Season: 5 Episode: 18 Total Episode Count: 98 Prod. I'll be back later for your career. Uh, excuse me, could I get directions to the Providence Civic Center? With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Meet the Quagmires/Notes/Trivia < Meet the Quagmires Edit History Talk (0) Share watch 01:20 The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstrual Ms. Pacman. Uh, excuse me, could I get directions to the Providence Civic Center? And, now, ladies and gentleman, here's... Oh, God, Brian, we messed up bad. You are not taking my whole wallet so you can go shopping. Not you and Quagmire. We've been married for 20 years. We got to figure out what happened at this point in time. I'm gone for one night, and you sleep with Quagmire?! It was even better than the time I stumbled into that fat, lonely women's club. You're 18 years old again. You mean that quintessentially '80s guy with his collar turned up all the way? I can't, Cleveland, I got a date with Lois. You know what We've got to stop them. All rights reserved. This line represents the normal flow of events. Look at this place. Dick Cheney, the chairman of Halliburton, shot Supreme Court Justice Scalia in a hunting accident, and the bullet went right through him and killed Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson. Hey there readers, I’d like to welcome you our inner crop circle , where today I’m going to be investigating the event that just was, Remeet The Quagmires. Now, at some point during that evening, you did something that changed the course of your history, causing the time line to skew off into an alternate tangent, where you're married to Molly Ringwald, Quagmire's married to Lois, and for some reason, we have a chalk boarding the living room. We've got to get Death to send us back to 1984 again so I can undo what I did. With President Gore's universal health care, people are living much longer these days. Meet the Quagmires is the sixth episode of season six of Family Guy. I see those ivory lies in sweet Rosita's eyes Gonna leave them both behind When we 'tomaso all night. We could ride it, Brian. I don't care! That's where the fourth hole is, right there. Oh, you've got to hear this new Eddie Murphy cassette I bought. Hey, did you guys hear on the news about President Gore hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands? Lois, we got the rest of our lives for me to not hear a word you just said, but tonight, I got plans with Cleveland. Could I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground? Tonight on The Tonight Show, movie star George Clooney. F.D. Everything's different. Family Guy Season 12 Season 13 >> #01 Finders Keepers #08 Christmas Guy #15 Secondhand Spoke #02 Vestigial Peter #09 Peter Problems #16 Herpe, the Love Sore #03 Quagmire's Quagmire #10 Grimm Job #17 The Most Coming up next on ESPN, Women's Professional... Oh, my God, this is... this is Newport Country Club! What are you doing in my bed?! The guitar on "Earth Angel" can still be heard even when Brian is clearly not playing. I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we... And Zapped! You know what? I don't care what it takes, Brian, I've got to get Lois back somehow. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready. If they kissed at that dance, you're finished. Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam. Not you and Quagmire. I mean, with Bush, we didn't have flying cars that run on vegetable oil. Tagged Family Guy Addicts The Quest For Stuff, Family Guy Game, Family Guy Tips and Tricks, Me Myself & I, Remeet The Quagmires, Stewie Quagmire Quick Questing & Character Tasks: Meg Quagmire – A Meg Too Low What I wouldn't give to be 18 again, like those kids on spring break. I promise, I'll make it up to you tonight. Face it, Peter, you not marrying Lois was the best thing that ever happened to the world. I never like to be too far away from Mike Wallace. Connect your Spotify account to your Last.fm account and scrobble everything you listen to, from any Spotify app I see those ivory lies in sweet Rosita's eyes Gonna leave them both behind When we 'tomaso all night. Hey, honey, you want some salt for your steak? These are the only people I get to party with. If they kissed at that dance, you're finished. Could you let me go back in time and be 18 again? marks an episode with not enough content. Could you let me go back in time and be 18 again? Peter, what the hell are you doing? I got all the crazy out of my system when I was 18. Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys. How's the garage sale going? We could ride it, Brian. Brian, did you ever see that Twilight Zone episode? I'm really looking forward to the movie tonight. We are gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser. These are the only people I get to party with. Meet George Jetson His boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife. Known for their many, many spoofs, Family Guy decided to parody three of Stephen King's classic stories during this episode - Stand By Me, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption. Oh, damn it, Brian, what the hell am I gonna do now? I don't care! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); We're the ones who were meant to be together. You mean that quintessentially '80s guy with his collar turned up all the way? You know, where the woman wakes up in the hospital, and all the doctors are pigs? Directed by Dan Povenmire, Chris Robertson, James Purdum. We are gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser. That's where the fourth hole is, right there. What I wouldn't give to be 18 again, like those kids on spring break. And I'll tell you another thing that worries me. You've just got to manage not to screw it up again. Suddenly he just doesn't seem very interested in me anymore. Hope you and Molly can still join us for dinner tonight. I mean, there was a time back when we dated that I thought you might be the one, but as I recall, you were more interested in partying with your friends. I can't, Cleveland, I got a date with Lois. Peter: [tearful] Here you go, Lieutenant Shiny Sides. I like having a family. I don't know who any of those people are. Except for that time I rode the mechanical bull at that bar. Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys. General References Notes/Trivia Quotes Goofs Meg Griffin has no lines in this episode. Directed by Pete Michels, James Purdum, Peter Shin. Let's go play Schoolgirl And Guy Who Has s*x With Schoolgirl. Read about Meet the Quagmires by Family Guy and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists. We're the ones who were meant to be together. Just clearing some of my stuff out of the basement. And with zero tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime. I’m seeing the full event on IOS, app version 1.68.1, and pulling info now and will get the LIVE post up as soon as I get a chance, I’m afraid it might not be until a little later as I’ve a full on day looming. Brian, did you ever see that Twilight Zone episode? You're just sleeping. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died. You're right, Brian. tonight? 1 Meet the Quagmires … Recording of the song Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) as sung by Harry Waters Jr. for the made up group, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters. Let's go play Schoolgirl And Guy Who Has s*x With Schoolgirl. Ha, ha, ha... Say, I was just getting ready to hit the town. I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set. Meet the Quagmires Peter accidentally changes the timeline so that Lois is married to Quagmire. Hey, you know what, listen, Zapped! Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you. Could I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground? Then Glenn came along, and stole my heart. Coming up next on ESPN, Women's Professional... Oh, my God, this is... this is Newport Country Club! I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we... And Zapped! Yeah. Wow, that cameraman has nice strong arms. Hey, Peter, you all set to see Zapped! Brian, going back in time ruined my life. Who would've thought Bin Laden was hiding out in the cast of Mad TV. Looks like she's coming out of Quagmire's house. And with zero tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime. You're right, let's go to the dance. Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Well, maybe you should just go by yourself. All right, now I want you to meet me at this address in an hour, and we'll slap five there. I look forward to watching it with you, sweetheart. We messed up real bad. A source of the show's humor comes from cutaway scenes and cultural references. I'm not doing it again. Hey, did you guys hear on the news about President Gore hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands? It's amazing 1.2 Meet the Quagmires 1.3 Former Life of Brian 1.4 The Man With Two Brians 1.5 Jerome is the New Black 1.6 Quagmire's Dad 1.7 Tiegs for Two 1.8 12 and a Half Angry Men 1.9 Forget-Me-Not 1.10 Life of Brian 1.11 A Filler in Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". Cleveland, it was amazing. Oh, Glenn, I love all your s*x jokes and your dirty puns. I was dating Lois the whole time. Then Glenn came along, and stole my heart. You know, where the woman wakes up in the hospital, and all the doctors are pigs? But what I almost missed was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Wow, you're the biggest star in the world right now. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Got to make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around... You're probably never even gonna see him again. Wow, you're the biggest star in the world right now. Yeah. Looks like she's coming out of Quagmire's house. You should know... Ah, forget it. Face it, Peter, you not marrying Lois was the best thing that ever happened to the world. That's right, Peter. Look at this place. I mean, it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. This line represents the normal flow of events. No. And not Quagmire or any man, she-male, robot or sentient robot curious about its own existence is going to keep you from me! Lois! I don't know who any of those people are. I figure Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we... That we could both fantasize about him and no one would be gay, yeah, I know the joke. Geez, Brian, that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies. I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we could both fantasize about him, and no one would be gay. You know what I discovered last night? Hey, Quagmire, how was your date last night? Lois! I look forward to watching it with you, sweetheart. Dick Cheney, the chairman of Halliburton, shot Supreme Court Justice Scalia in a hunting accident, and the bullet went right through him and killed Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson. Pretty good. You're right, Brian. I figure Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we... That we could both fantasize about him and no one would be gay, yeah, I know the joke. Good to meet you, Molly. No. I mean, there was a time back when we dated that I thought you might be the one, but as I recall, you were more interested in partying with your friends. I like having a family. I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set. Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstrual Ms. Pacman. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features You had your chance with me and you blew it. Everything's different. 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